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🤣 Job Alert: Join the #Fedijobs revolution as our official Chief Charging Officer (CCO)! 📱⚡

Do you find yourself constantly tethered to charging cables, juggling a multitude of #Apple devices like a tech-savvy octopus? Well, we’ve got the gig of your dreams!

3 iPhones, 3 iPads, 3 Apple Watches, 4 AirPods (different modles), 5 Magic input devices and 2 MacBook Pros are waiting for your duty! And I’m sure the future will bring even more.

👑 Title: Chief Charging Officer (CCO) 👑

🌟 Compensation: Enjoy the perks of free WiFi and endless beverages while you work your charging magic!

🔌 Requirements: Must possess a profound sense of irony – after all, we’re not just plugging in devices; we’re crafting charging art. If you can’t appreciate the sheer absurdity of it all, this job might just be too electrifying for you! 😂💡

Get ready to power up your career like never before! Apply now and charge into the future with us! ⚡🔋🚀 #CCO #ChargingChampion

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