Web dev reality:
Me: $ deploy my-js-app
Server: “Oh, since your deploy last month, some things changed:
- notice: New major version of npm available! 9.6.7 -> 22.2.155
- notice: 384 outdated packages, please upgrade!
- notice: 79 package have security vulnerabilities, please run npm audit fix!
- notice: 66 packages are looking for new maintainers!
- notice: 384 packages are looking for donations, please run npm donate!
- special notice: you dumbass, why can’t you keep up with these simples changes?! I tell you, next time you deploy, I will not do anything.
Me: “sigh, let me just move on with my life.”
Disclaimer: any similarities to the NPM package manager are purely fictional, yet based on real-life experiences.
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