In the realm of nature, when two tiny felines engage in a skirmish, the universe maintains its harmony, embracing the spectacle as part of its divine order.
Yet, in the vast expanse of the internet, the clash of two diminutive kittens splinters the digital realm into opposing forces, drawing in multitudes to wage verbal warfare, craving validation, and unleashing torrents of vitriol until naught but scorched cyber-terrain remains.